The Damned Egg

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A Scotsman and an Englishman lived next door to each
other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning he
would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's
eggs for breakfast.
One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen
had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden. He was
about to go next door when he saw the Englishman pick
up the egg.
The Scotsman ran up to the Englishman and told him
that the egg belonged to him because he owned the
hen. The Englishman disagreed because the egg was
laid on his property. They argued for a while until finally
the Scotsman said, "In my family we normally solve
disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the
testicles and time how long it takes for you to get back
up. Then you kick me in the testicles and time how long
it takes for me to get up.Whoever gets up quicker wins
the egg."
The Englishman agreed to this and so the Scotsman put
on the heaviest pair of boots he could find. He took a
few steps back, then ran towards the Englishman and
kicked him as hard as he could in the testicles. The
Englishman fell to the floor clutching his groin, howling
in agony for 30 minutes.
Eventually the Englishman stood up and said, "Now it's
my turn to kick you."
The Scotsman smiled and said:
"Ye can keep the damn egg”